Starting at the Bottom: My First Post and Bitcoin on Fire

What a perfect day to start a Bitcoin blog — the kind of day when the Fear and Greed Index screams 20, and everyone suddenly becomes a macroeconomist. Over one billion dollars got liquidated in a few glorious hours, and X (Twitter) turned into a digital funeral full of laser-eyed prophets explaining why it’s “actually bullish.”

Meanwhile, tech stocks decided to join the party — or the wake. Nasdaq bleeding, Apple and Nvidia sobbing in the corner, and investors pretending to be calm while googling “how to apply for a remote job in Bali.”

Every influencer has their theory, of course.

One blames the Fed. Another blames the whales. And there’s always that crypto-yogi type saying, “The universe is just testing your faith in Satoshi.”

Well, maybe the universe should start testing someone else’s faith for a change.

But for the veterans, this is just another Tuesday in crypto.

Bitcoin drops 15%? Routine.

Ethereum loses support? Business as usual.

The newbie who bought yesterday because of a TikTok “crypto millionaire” is now yelling that Bitcoin is a scam. Welcome to the show.

I started exactly like that — buying the dip, thinking I was clever, realizing later I had simply volunteered as tribute. So it feels poetic to start this Bitcoin blog on a crash day. After all, nothing builds character (or SEO traffic) like chaos, blood, and a dash of sarcasm.

In the next posts, I’ll dive into everything from whale watching to surviving bear markets without selling your organs. But for now, let’s raise a glass to the collapse. Because if you start in the red, you learn patience, humor, and the sacred art of HODL — that mix of delusion and hope that keeps us going.

So here’s to my first post, born in the middle of panic, written with a smirk while the market burns.

If Bitcoin survives this apocalypse, so will I.

And if it doesn’t… well, I've heard that before!